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GawdamAdam

Glad Girls EP
TVT/Mushroom

Welcome to GawdamAdam’s dream for a perfect world. The dumbing down of America has been avoided, because the words “hip” and “hop” have not been put together. Mouseketeers end up working at McDonalds after their run is up with Mickey. The phrase “the next step in reality television” has never, nor ever will be muttered. Movies about football players starring ex-teen stars directed by washed up sitcom stars are outlawed. EVERYTHING smells and tastes like the beautiful flower of an untouched goddess. And Glad Girls is the anthem of a generation. Oh, and I’m the supreme ruler of all and people bow to my every need and desire. That about does it. (GawdamAdam)